CARTOONS
In addition to songwriting, I enjoy writing puns and relating them to humorous situations. I hope you'll enjoy these cartoons available for sale on various merchandise. The soul benefits from laughter, so I'll do my best to bring a little more humor and light into the world.
Jim Piper
CARTOON MERCHANDISE FOR SALE ON ZAZZLE.COM
- Customize the inside text of all greeting cards!
- Express your own humor! Type your own text within each speech bubble.
MERCHANDISE CATEGORIES
Greeting Cards Mouse Pads Coffee Mugs
Calendars Magnets Drinking Glasses
Posters Stickers Shot Glasses
Postcards Jigsaw Puzzles Can Coolers
Notebooks Playing Cards Coasters
Party Napkins T-Shirts
Music Humor Cartoons
MUSIC STREAMING
This cartoon features a musician literally streaming his music. He no longer sells very many CD's because everyone is streaming music now. The musician decides to try out streaming by tossing his CD's into the water! He's obviously very confused, and the fisherman has a very perplexed look on his face.
Inside Greeting Card (Customizable):
"Celebrate with any type of streamers you prefer. Happy Birthday!"
Customizable speech bubbles!
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VOCAL LIST
This cartoon features an excited Band Manager letting a musician know that he found a new female vocalist for the band. Instead, the Band Manager hands the musician a Set List singing the songs on its list! Yes, a list who is very vocal indeed. The Set List is belting out classic songs trying to impress in its audition. The musician is shocked and surprised by the Band Manager’s stupidity!
Inside Greeting Card (Customizable):
"I hope your birthday is filled with
the soundtrack of your life. Happy Birthday!"
Customizable speech bubbles! Type in the song lyrics you prefer.
FALLEN ROYALTIES
This cartoon features two musicians viewing their music streaming royalty statement. They are disappointed by how little money they make from their songs streaming online. Based on the large number of song plays, they expected more zeros at the end of their earnings. One of the musicians cracks a joke that they shouldn’t have included a bridge in their song because obviously the zeros have fallen off!
Inside Greeting Card (Customizable):
"If the numbers fell off our age too,
there definitely would not be any disappointment. Happy Birthday!"
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HAN'S SOLO
This cartoon features a musician named Han getting ready to perform his solo act on stage. He’s performing in the area for one night only and he’s amazed at how many fans came out to listen to his songs. The fans are there in full force, waving light sticks and holding up signs. But is the joke on him or are his songs really that popular?
Inside Greeting Card (Customizable):
"Birthdays are not meant to celebrate solo when you have many friends and fans. Happy Birthday!"
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Everyday Humor Cartoons
SANTA CLAUSE
This Christmas cartoon shows a classroom where students are taking English class and learning about clauses. The teacher assigns a practice exercise to come up with a list of clauses. A young boy is feeling the joy, wonder, and spirit of Christmas and only has one clause on his mind - Santa!
Inside Greeting Card (Customizable):
"Wishing you a holiday season filled
with warmth, joy, and laughter. Merry Christmas!"
Customizable speech bubbles!
BALD HEAD ISLAND
This cartoon features a man anxious to go on vacation with his wife to Bald Head Island. Completely misunderstanding that he and his wife don’t actually need to be bald to vacation there, he starts shaving off all his hair. When his wife walks into the bathroom shocked at what he is doing, she is stunned when he tells her she can have the clippers soon so she can prepare too!
Inside Greeting Card (Customizable):
"Another year older, another year more confused. Happy Birthday!"
Customizable speech bubbles!